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Heidi Klum Never Gets Old

Man i love this video too much! It might be a little old but Heidi is still mega smoking which always begs the question of why is she with Seal, the ugly doofus?

Finally – The Answer to The Mystery Girl!

The mystery of the bizarre, spaced-out webcam girl is over – and it was all about Afterworld – a grim place where 99% of Earth’s population has vanished and technology rendered useless!

Kanye Meets Meyers ... Again

Jeez, talk about awkward!

Why I LOVE Beach Volleyball

Despite their toned rumps something tells me these girls don't really play volleyball, but that's no concern of ours, as long as they wear outfits like this & look as hawt as a vindaloo curry that's just been set on fire and launched into the Sun!

Applied Theoretical Physics

Sometimes you need quantum mechanics to explain why you didn't call a girl back.

Creepy as Hell Dog

Shut the fuck up already!

Slingshot to Hatred

American people really are the lowest form aren't they. This guy is trying to show this stupid girl a good time but all she can say is that she hates him. If I were him I'd wish her safety harness would break.

Visibility

It is not possible to fit more mirrors on that bike, I think.

Obama Loves Satan

Apparently he's a satanist. There was me thinking he was a muslim...