Flawless Rendition of the National Anthem

A display of patriotism and honor so flawless you'll straight up weep red, white and blue tears. It's one of those things that happens if you are a proud American - This can also happen if you drink a lot of Gatorade.

Bikini Ice Fishing

It doesn't look like these are ideal conditions to be sporting nothing but a bikini but these three girls seem to be doing better that the esmiko looking bro next to them. Makes a good spectator sport too!

Teacher Loses Weight on McDonald’s Diet

Following in the footsteps of Morgan Spurlock, a US science teacher eats nothing but McDonald’s for 90 days and sheds 30 pounds - It’s OK to gorge on fast food. Yay!

Ex-Men: Wolverine

Professor X explains to Wolverine that his powers are a liability and he's completely useless. Somebody had to.

Sweet train car

Now that's a comfy ride, complete with shops!

Dr. Phil kicks the Bum Fights guy off his talk show

Sure, the Bum Fights dude might be a douchebag, but Dr. Phil won't even talk to him? He's a douchebag too.

Tan Lines, Much?

As the summer (yes, it really does exist) draws nearer, one respite is that the clothes worn gets fewer and at last, those pale bits of our bodies were only consigned to areas of our body that rarely saw the sun come out to play.

Hitler Discovers Mass Effect 3 Ending

The game’s up once the Fuhrer discovers the unbelievable ‘WTF!’ when he finds out that it isn’t the end he, or anyone else on the planet desired then he’s going to blow his shit and get real mad. Real mad, indeed. Don’t blame him really.

Gracie's Got The Goods

That title may qualify as a gross understatement. Front side, back side the face, the incredible moves, oh yea.. Gracie has all the goods, and in generous proportion. What a Babe!

"a jeff hardy senton bomb off a shed"