Nick Woodard - World Champion Jump Roper

This isn’t your elementary jump roping on the school yard playground, this is some real jump roping. The kind that wins 7 world championships.

Fossilised Membership

A remnant of a bygone era, when moving pictures had to be borrowed from a store on magnetic tape that your home viewing equipment would invariably devour. Happy days.

Bad Aircraft Deck Landing

The Worst non crash landing ever

All Hail The Beat - Nelson George

You've heard of the 808 as a musical instrument, but do you actually know what it does? No, so here's a little explanation about the sounds of the Roland TR-808 drum machine which has been inspiring musicians around the world since, like, forever.

Willie Gets Wasted

This is this kid's first time getting totally tanked, and you can really tell.

Emo Girlz

Quirky makeup, lots of photoshop, high angle and heavy pouting. All signs that you could be looking at an Emo. Here are some examples to help you spot them. When they're this good-looking though, who cares if they're legit!?

Mantis vs Dog

Who will win!?

This Is Where We Keep The Slave Leias

One thing us at Kontraband have in common with a giant green slug, a love for girls in metal bikinis.

Mirror Mirror On The Wall...

Just like the story of Snow White girls can't help looking at their reflection. Now they usually have a camera handy and upload to Facebook to get their friends to decide.

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